Monday, July 25, 2005
For Sale: Southern African Fixer Upper
Some minor damage from post-colonial gov’t mishandling, but nothing that can’t be fixed with a little TLC. You provide the cash, oil, and food, and we’ll provide the home-grown corruption, movement toward a one party “democracy,” and a tantalizing glimpse at our untapped natural resources.
Limited time offer. Prop up this government before the nation fails completely!