Damnit, I had this idea almost a year ago. Why does my brilliance go largely unremarked and untapped? I mean, except for me, of course: I tap my brilliance regularly.

Which isn’t nearly as naughty as it sounds.

This calls for Dave-Ku (the full-bodied poetry that tastes more like real chicken):

A Question for Dave and His Brilliant Mind on the Subject of Good, Cheap Drugs

Oh brilliant David
Thinker of lots of great thoughts
Where is my opium?