Conference, N.

1. A meeting between any number of people designed to fill available work time with nothing resembling work.
2. Where bad employees go to get fired.
3. A formalized gathering of any industry professionals playing hookie from work while attending an eductional event.

I’ll be away from the blog for at least part of the day. I’m rushing off to a conference and I’m not sure what access I will have to the Internet.

See y’all later.