How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?

And, on a more important note, I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas weekend. More will follow this weekend (including filling a certain meme-based obligation that seems to have crept up on me--evil things, memes unnoticed). And for all of the emails that I ignored while in the middle of my vacation from computers, I’ll be answering those this evening as well.

Now, back to Albert Hall…