Jonah Goldberg posted a story that I think is great stuff. Read the whole thing (it’s short), but here’s the punchline:
They ran outside and Hussein darted into the street, where he was hit by a blue Volvo and toppled to the ground, cops said.
Or, at least, that’s the bit where I start smiling, but I’m not known for my social grace.
Read the original story.
Update: Hazel says, “Shouldn’t be a jerk where the gods can see you, buddy.” Which fits the theme rather nicely, don’t you think?
