My flight was cancelled. My new flight doesn’t take off until later this afternoon. Much later. I’m stuck at the airport.

Which, if it weren’t for my ridiculous willingness to spend fifty bucks on a day pass to United’s Red Carpet Lounge--where I get comfortable seats, a bar, free wifi, and a general sense of peace--I would be an unhappy camper.

As it is, though, I’m sort of enjoying my strandedness. Go figure.

I wonder if I can expense this…