I’m betting that this will not be the normal user experience with the Zune software, but it makes a darned funny read.

Unfortunately, the reality of our experience with the first version of the Zune software this afternoon is much like that of many version 1 software experiences. It sucks.

Three things: “Welcome to the Social.” I hate that. I mean, I guess you could make the case that they are welcoming you to the event (as in, “ice cream social"), but it’s awkward and ugly. And where did the name Zune come from, anyway? That is also awkward and ugly. The brown bit doesn’t bother me because I’m guessing most people will be happier with the black and white version, although I do wonder when brown became the new color for electronic gadgets. Lastly, I’ve heard that the Zune doesn’t act as a removable drive--what would be the driver for that decision? I use my Nano to shuttle big files to and from work constantly. I mean, I bought it to play music, so that’s the most important thing, but the Nano is also a practical way for me to take important files with me. If Zune doesn’t work that way, I’d love to know why.

So, yeah, angry Zune enthusiasts, please don’t burn down my house. I’m not saying I hate the Zune or that it’s a horrible thing or that Microsoft is evil. I think that the direction MS is heading makes Zune the first true competitor to the iPod and with Microsoft’s money and industry pull, that competition is going to be fierce.

But Brown, “Zune”, and “Welcome to the Social” are still a little confusing to me.

Now, pardon me while I rearrange the workout list on my Nano. Maybe a little “Want You So Hard” by Eagles of Death Metal. Just a thought…