A few days ago, on the corner of Colorado and Alameda in Denver, I saw a man carrying a sign. On each side of the sign was a message:

Clinton raped Juanita.

Kerry throws like a girl.

I giggled like you wouldn’t believe--and wished I had a digital camera with me.

Looks like someone hasn’t really kept up with recent events, although I must admit, next time I’m starting up a flag football league, you can be damned sure I’m not picking John Kerry to be on my team.