Jed memed me.

Bastard. I’d probably ignore him if it weren’t for his excellent taste in weaponry.

Since this is an extra long (there’s a “that’s what she said joke” lurking right at the surface, isn’t there?) meme, I put most of the answers below the fold. So there.

Seven things to do before I die

1. Own an Aston Martin.
2. Take at least five months--alone--to trek from Cape Town to Marrakech.
3. Go on a cruise.
4. Write a best-selling novel. Or a reasonably selling novel. Or a novel that sells one copy to each and every one of my very best friends who then go on to buy a copy for someone that they love because they know it will make me happy to have book sales in the double digits.
5. Dress up as Doc Holliday for Halloween.
6. Vacation in India.
7. Live a very long life.

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