Hopefully Jed will give us more new graphics to go with this one. I’ll post them here if they are forthcoming; I’ll make something new if they are not.

A Rocky Mountain Blogger Bash vet who moved to the Canuckistania is doing everything she can to return for a Very Special Blogger Bash on March 22. Which, I dunno about you, but that makes me feel all giddy inside. The Bash is open, as always, to bloggers, journalists, commentators, and groupies. Especially groupies.

For the under 21 crowd, please show up to the Falling Rock before 8:00 pm. The bar starts carding later in the evening.

Start saving up your pennies: I need a shot. Actually, I need three or four shots just to take the edge off.

And, to get everyone planning for the future, I would still like to put together a big bash for visiting dignitaries during the Democratic National Convention. Talk about a way to stimulate conversation…

1. Steve Green will be there and he’ll be bringing his usual wonderful sense of the absurd (and exquisite taste in booze and hookers--which, thanks to Spitzer, now sounds worse than it did a week ago. Bastard.
2. And if he’ll stop hedging, I’m pretty sure Bob will be there, too. Actually, Bob will not be there. Which is sort of okay because someone hijacked his domain and he is now a spokesman for illegally re-imported Tramadol. Good Lord, that’s sad. I leave the link to illustrate the sadness.
3. She won’t be there, but Mr. Lady is an honorary attendee since she is the reason that we’re drinking and we miss her terribly.
4. Not only will he be there, but Jed was kind enough to make graphics for the thing. Use the graphics, pimp the party, and reap the rewards.
5. My super-secret love, Andy will make his presence felt. Women beware: this one’s not to be trusted.
6. Off Colfax will be trying to make last minute bets for shots, I’m pretty sure. He’s such a whore for the booze.
7. Wheels won’t be there, but his charming daughter, the squirmy pirate, will be showing up (to collect her free loot, if nothing else).
8. We think that Hubs will be there. But we’ve been fooled before.
9. The delightful Molly will be joining us. Which will make me awfully happy. Unless she ditches us again. In which case I’ll be sad.
10. I’m going to remind Darren to show up. I know he’ll drink shots with me and we can talk about the somewhat triumphant return of Foppa.
11. Happily, Fraley is coming, too. We can discuss our trivia strategy for future victory.
12. Resurgent blogger, Matt won’t be there, but, I’ll be leaving the link up here because I like the guy.
13. The Libercontrarian will be coming back to the fold, too, which makes me happy. He’s been missed.
14. Combs will be spouting off and boozing it up, too. Amazingly, he’s still trying to figure out the numbering scheme for the RMBBs--does he really imagine that people who drink like we do could be expected to take the time to come up with a meaningful way to go count the blogger bashes? I’m thinking another round of shots might get the message across, though…