It’s Not Too Late!
RMBB 6.0 is just a few days away, so plan to have drinks with the most self-important, obviously arrogant, and downright geekiest people on the Internet.
Or something like that.
Actually, nearly everyone who has attended a Bash is a person I’m better for knowing. There’s more intelligent conversation than shots (although the divide is pretty slender), more laughter than scowls, and you might actually make a friend or two.
If you know that you’ll be coming, let me know either by leaving a comment or by emailing me at zombyboy -at- resurrectionsong -dot- com so I can get you on the little list of love.
They’ll Be Celebrating the Bashing of Bloggers
I’m pretty sure that Wheels will be there. Just to keep a close eye on the furniture, if nothing else.
Shannon will be there. Although, with her puritanical ways, she won’t be much fun at all.
Andy will be there. Because, you know, he’s one of the organizers. Doesn’t really have a choice.
Matt will be there. Which is nice because I’ll have someone to who’ll talk about Cat Power and football.
Robert will be there. Because he made a foolish bet.
Left Off Colfax will be there. Because he needs to collect on a bet.
Molly wil be there. She says it’s for the Cat Power and football talk, but I’ve heard she’s really looking for free shots.
Cutter will be there. Along with his rogue Wayne’s World references.
I’m pretty sure Walter will be there. He knows the value of good booze.
Roger will be there. Because, frankly, it’s his fault.
Jed will be there. And we’ll actually let him come even though the Hello Kitty fixation is a little disturbing.
Robin will be there. Shhh! Don’t tell him that we have secret plans to make sure he pays the whole bill this time.
Sheygets Goyishekop will be mingling with the cool kids. Although our feelings are still a little hurt from the merciless mocking in the comment section.
Darren plans to attend. Although I doubt that he’ll take part of the Cat Power conversation, he’s definitely good for sports.
With any luck, Publicola will be there. Depending, of course, on the true meaning of “Central”.
Anachronista will be there. Representing the Society for Creative Alcoholism, of course.
Russ will be there. Because he heard that Optimus Prime was making a guest appearance. Which, damn, he’s going to be disappointed.
Tara’s invited. Mostly because she said that if I didn’t invite her and her weird Sarah Silverman fetish, she would wack me in the knees with a sharp, pointy stick. Which proves both that she doesn’t know the best possible ways to use a sharp, pointy stick and that she has good taste in offensive female comedians.
Cheryl is on the list. I think she’s just coming to keep tabs on her dad, though.
Anastacia will be heading to the event. And, if we’re lucky, she’ll sing us some naughty songs.