"When I was a kid, my mother always told me that wearing heals makes your butt stick out. So, whenever I wear heals now, I worry about my butt.”
“What you’re saying is: do these heals make my butt look big?”
- Much giggling. -
Update: Andy wants to be heeled.
Heheh.
Update: Apparently Patrick, subbing for Andy, has some interesting conversations, too.
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