Funny stuff and a funny site.
HOW WILL HEALTH-CARE REFORM AFFECT YOU?
YOU WILL NOT die. Your health-insurance company is now obliged to keep you alive forever.
If you have a pre-existing condition, such as asthma or clumsiness, your name will be entered in the Pre-Existing Conditions Registry, and you are eligible for free ice cream.
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