Man Upset With Penile Surgery Mails Bomb

STEVENS, Pa.—A man allegedly unhappy with penile-enlargement surgery he underwent mailed explosives to a Chicago plastic surgeon, according to a federal grand jury indictment.

Blake R. Steidler, 24, allegedly made an explosive device that included a model-rocket engine igniter inside a jewelry box, the federal indictment said.

Steidler drove to North Bloomfield, Ohio, on Feb. 10 and mailed the box, but then drive home to Lancaster County, called 911, and turned himself in, according to the indictment.

Sometimes it’s better to just accept what the good Lord gave ya and leave it at that.

[Quick editorial note—a guy turns himself in for making a bomb and the newspaper falls all over itself to report “allegedly”. Why?]