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Thursday, November 08, 2007For the Record, 8 November 2007Hillary Clinton might not want my advice--in truth, her best interests aren’t exactly my biggest motivator--so I’ll just address this advice to all the candidates and use her as an example.
Americans don’t like it when you’re cheap.
We really don’t like it when the fortunate--that’s all y’all--prove to be stingy. It best we imagine that you are thoughtless and rude; at worst we think you’re just a jerk. So tip that damned waitress.
Look, I know that you probably have handlers to take care of bills and such, but their actions are a reflection on you. Tell them to remember to tip. Tell them to remember to put you in a good light. You are collecting a bigger paycheck than most of us, you are taking millions of dollars in donations (well, some of you would like to be taking millions of dollars in donations) from us, and leaving no tip isn’t what you might call endearing.
This is serious stuff. Not tipping can lose you votes as quick as a $400 haircut (and, apparently, quicker than taking questionable donations from someone named Hsu). So, here is the rule:
We want you to be tight with the public’s money, but generous with your own good fortune.
Just sayin’.
Update: More for the record, it appears that Hillary didn’t stiff the waitress.
Which, that’s a damned fine tip. I applaud. Page 1 of 1 pages
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