Sunday, December 10, 2006
Do it for the Planet. Do it for the Children. (Updated)
The damned, evil cows are a menace to our country; really, a menace to the world.
If each and every one of us would make an effort to eat more cow, then the evil can be stopped. We can stop the bovine evil-doers from destroying “climate, forests and wildlife”, we can beat acid rain once and for all, and we can stop our alien overlords right in their pseudopod prints. If we all pull together as Americans, we can win this War on Bessie.
Whether it be a filet at the local steakhouse, a burger at McDonalds, or that special leather “Gimp” outfit from a nearby S&M outfit, there is something that each and everyone of us can do to make the world a safer and better place.
In a war between us and the cows, I’ve made my choice.
Update: Kindly linked by Dean Esmay who has this question for us:
Indeed. And heh. In fact, indeedeheh.
Update Some More: Also linked by Kate, who doesn’t say enough to deserve an “indeedeheh”, but does earn thanks for showing good taste and a sharp eye. Brilliant linking, I say!
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