Hordes of undead jellyfish are terrorizing the Northern Irish salmon industry.

A jellyfish invasion has wiped out Northern Ireland’s only salmon farm, killing more than 100,000 fish.

A Northern Salmon spokesman said last week’s attack could cost more than £1m.

Billions of small jellyfish, known as Mauve Stingers, flooded into the cages about a mile into the Irish Sea, off Glenarm Bay and Cushendun.

I might have made up the “undead” part. The Mauve Stingers are actually a sort of Gay Mafia jellyfish gang, but that doesn’t work as well with the whole “Damned, Evil” thing.

Sorry for any confusion.

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