Why, indeed, should leftists have all the fun? Instead of rational, reasoned arguments and instead of working hard to educate themselves to prove a point, this certain subset of the left just gets to throw sugary pastry treats at the targets of their ire. Dissension is so much easier when it’s brainless.

So, Randy thinks he can start a food fight, does he? Well, I say, “Cry Havok! And let slip the pies of war.”

Umm, is it considered poor form to have a pre-launch slice for yourself? Make mine strawberry-rhubarb, would you?

So, here’s a pie for Michelle Malkin, who doesn’t think that pie-throwing amounts to anything good. Pfah! Apple pie for you!

And one for Andy, who keeps picking fights. Beer cheese pie for you! Mmmm, beer cheese pie…

Jeff G gets one for moments of unabashed pragmatism--which is, you know, just wrong. A very messy cherry pie for you. With that crumbly topping. I like the crumbly topping.

A pie goes Steve Green’s way simply out of jealousy. I wish I had taken yesterday off. Vodka cream pie for you. Messy, but strangely satisfying.