The story says this:

A 20-year-old female student at Wellesley College was charged today with breaking into a dormitory at MIT and stabbing her former boyfriend seven times as he slept, according to police and prosecutors.

The truth is something more like this:

A 20-year-old female student at Wellesley College was charged today with breaking into a dormitory at MIT and stabbing her former boyfriend once while he slept and six times while he shouted, “Oh my God, have you been listening to those freakin’ Alanis Morissette CDs again? You can take that jagged little pill and--OW! OW! OW! Don’t stab me, bro!”, according to police and prosecutors.

Goodness. Somebody get that boy a get well card and a shot of something strong.