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Friday, July 29, 2005


...Michael Jackson has a new album.

Who knew?

Apparently not anyone who was even vaguely inclined to buy the thing, because the “King of Pop” seems to be all sorts of washed up. That’s what happens when freaky, self-mutilated, forty-six year olds defend their sleepovers with pre-pubescent boys.

Just sayin’.

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Is this where we compare our favorite Michael Jackson jokes?

Mine is:

What do MJ and Wal-Mart have in common?

They both have boys underwear half off.

on Jul 29 2005 @ 10:15 AM

I don’t have any MJ jokes. Well, I knew Trench’s in a slightly different form, but he got to it first. I do, however, have an OJ joke stolen from Letterman’s top ten list.

Why did OJ steal satellite TV?

Because it was too hot to go out and kill people last week.

on Jul 29 2005 @ 10:38 AM

How do you know when it’s bed time at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand is on the little hand…

on Jul 29 2005 @ 12:36 PM

I never heard that one before. That’s pretty good.  LOL

on Jul 29 2005 @ 12:39 PM

Yeah, I hadn’t heard that one before, either.

on Jul 29 2005 @ 12:48 PM

What does Michael Jackson like about twenty six-year olds?

There are twenty of them.

on Jul 29 2005 @ 05:01 PM

That one is even better.  LOL

on Jul 29 2005 @ 05:23 PM

Do you think if he’d admitted he has a problem (rather than defend the sleepovers) his career would be better off? I don’t. If he was still the most popular entertainer in the world he’d be untouchable. He could have murdered those boys on pay-per-view in 1983 and everyone would have thought it was just a cute affectation, like the glove.

on Jul 29 2005 @ 06:57 PM

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

Pepper spray will do that.

(Stolen from someone else’s blog sometime in the last three years.)

on Jul 30 2005 @ 07:57 AM

I found this one through google.

Michael Jackson asked his wife’s doctor how soon after the birth could he have sex. The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least 12 or 13 years old.

on Jul 30 2005 @ 08:11 AM

i’ve got the same problem, and i found the solution here on watch satellite tv on pc, just for reference.

on Apr 21 2009 @ 11:53 AM
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