How lame was that? I mean, seriously, that has to rate as one of the worst “horror” movies of all time.
When did Michael Keaton become Keanu Reeves? He runs the emotional gamut all the way from mildly confused to slightly removed with a few key looks of befuddlement thrown for good measure.
The addition of gratuitous nudity wouldn’t have been enough to save this flaccid film.
Unless it was a lot of high quality gratuitous nudity.
Not scary.
Not creepy.
Not even the tiniest bit eery.
Not really much of anything, and certainly not good.
Another interesting concept with a great deal of potential completely ruined by a bad script, poor pace, uneven acting, and a decidedly predictable plot. To tie it all together, even the special effects were pedestrian (at best).
That’s painful. I was cranky enough just having wasted the rental. I had actually planned to see it in the theater, but it didn’t last long out here. Lucky me.
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Yeah, what you said.
#9 pretty much sums up my feeling about the movie. Unfortunately, I paid full-price to see it in the theater. Stupid me…
That’s painful. I was cranky enough just having wasted the rental. I had actually planned to see it in the theater, but it didn’t last long out here. Lucky me.