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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

What am I Gonna Do?

To help the cause, I plan to petition MacDonalds to bring back the McDLT in the double-wide, non-biodegradable, ozone depleting styrofoam container. I aim to keep the hot side hot and the cold side cold.

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Nice thinking!  I’m wondering… would it help if I littered?

on Apr 23 2008 @ 12:29 PM

I have a space heater and an air conditioner and devote a significant fraction of my income to energy use anyway. Y’all can do whatever you want.

on Apr 23 2008 @ 12:31 PM

Robert, we’re going to need you to dig a little deeper. Get creative. Think globally, pollute locally.

Steve, I don’t know if it will help, but it’s worth trying. We have a disaster to avert.

on Apr 23 2008 @ 01:10 PM

I am so going back to ‘80s hair.  Gonna need a bigger blow dryer.

on Apr 23 2008 @ 01:16 PM

Vegetarianism is part and parcel of environmentalism these days, so I hear. So yesterday I went to McDonald’s and let them talk me into super-sizing my meal.

They must have known I’m a CITIZEN JOURNALIST too because it came with free PIE.

on Apr 23 2008 @ 01:49 PM

Methane is a significant greenhouse gas, so I’m thinking burritos.  Lots of burritos.

on Apr 23 2008 @ 03:28 PM

While I approve of your enthusiasm, your methods stink.

Just sayin’.

on Apr 23 2008 @ 05:09 PM

WORD, wigga!

on Apr 23 2008 @ 05:13 PM

You want my opinion, Micky-D’s started going downhill the moment they ditched styrofoam.  I’m serious.  You don’t get that nice, warm, slightly moist bun any more once you stick it in a cardboard box, all the heat and moisture just escapes, and you realize how crappy the actual burger is as a result…

on Apr 24 2008 @ 03:01 AM

"I am so going back to ‘80s hair.  Gonna need a bigger blow dryer.”

That’s what Great White said.

on Apr 24 2008 @ 04:42 AM

While I approve of your enthusiasm, your methods stink.

Just sayin’.

I just can’t top that.  Nevermind.

on Apr 24 2008 @ 09:36 AM

Make ‘em put the cheese on the hot side this time, will you?

on Apr 24 2008 @ 07:14 PM

Absolutely! That poor decision on cheese allocation still confuses me.

Luckily, I’m pretty sure that McDonalds is now ready to listen to the wisdom of the Zomby (and Steve’s visiting hordes).

For the record, I’m with Steve: cardboard robs the burger of its goodness whereas the styrofoam protects the juicy wonders. And I’m still giggling (guiltily) over the Great White comment.

on Apr 24 2008 @ 07:45 PM
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