Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Wait. What? Seriously? No way.
With a freakin’ basset hound? I mean, any dog would have been bad, but that just seems like an added level of difficulty that the act didn’t really need.
Castanon was dismissed as a volunteer at Denver’s Municipal Animal Shelter after being spotted in late September by an employee behind the building with the dog. Castanon was half-naked and coaxing the dog to perform oral sex, the police report said.
For the record, this is the kind of thing you never want to talk about on a first date.
Just sayin’.
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Any word from PETA?
You’d think they might have something to say on the subject.
OK, I gather that whole “let’s write a bunch of political posts to bolster our credential application” conversation we had didn’t take. Pretty sure that dog-bothering doesn’t count.
That’s what I wanted to do, but this grabbed me and wouldn’t let go.
Evil mainstream media is plotting against me, man.
Thankfully for Castanon the dog didn’t grab him and refuse to let go! That would have been a whole different story…