Thursday, October 20, 2005
Vote for Pedro?
Trust me, I would like nothing more than to vote for Pedro, but I’m just not sure we share the same values. I mean, where does Pedro stand on eminent domain and tax policy? Would Pedro bow to European interests or would he risk alienating our European allies to pursue an aggressive war on terror? Would Pedro continue the business as usual attitude in the war on drugs or would his administration quietly change enforcement policies? Would he be tough on illegal immigration while streamlining the legal immigration process?
Would he work to solve our Social Security problems with a fiscally sane set of solutions or would he prefer to offer short term solutions, passing the buck to some future president? And, where does he stand on the all important issue of equitable distribution of tater tots?
I would like to vote for Pedro. He’s a good guy, but what are his credentials? Pedro is a great guy, but he’s just too much of a question mark for us to take the risk, and I’m not just going to sit back and take Napoleon’s word on the nomination.
Oh, and what was Pedro running for, anyway?
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Oh, and what was Pedro running for, anyway?
Back to the store to return that shirt and bolo tie for a full refund, I would hope.
What? Not dapper enough for you?
Pedro would “bake a cake” for Iran and there would be world peace again...Mmmm Kahk....
I also think Pedro needs to sue his barber for malpractice.
Can you sue yourself?
Pedro’s skills are a sweet bike, and he’s the only kid with a mustache.
And, Matt, you forgot: Pedro can build a cake like nobody. Luckyyyyyyyyyy!
I’d do a dance for him.
Everyone loves Pedro’s cake building abilities.
Can you sue yourself?
With a sleazy enough—er, I mean skilled enough—lawyer, you can sue anybody.
Even a ham sandwich.
Can you sue yourself?
Why, yes, you can:
“Alton attorney Emert Wyss thought he could make money in a Madison County class action lawsuit, but he accidentally sued himself instead. Now he has four law firms after his money - and he hired all four.”
http://www.madisonrecord.com/news/newsview.asp?c=148217
Pedro would be great,
for his party. Just a puppet, he would follow a goat out of town.
I’m I the only person who thought it was the worse nerd movie ever made?
Pedro will make our wildest dreams come true.. gosh don´t you understand??
Maybe we should all get together and build Pedro a cake.
give perdo his money back he earned every bit of it while we lazy americans were sleeping in our beds . I understand perdo .he is a hard working person who worked without getting into trouble.and he is trying to take care of his poor family who have nothing compare to us spoiled , lazy americans the us government should be ashame of itself.