Sunday, December 11, 2005
Volunteers to the Meme (Updated)
The Great and Heady Challenge of the Seven Sevens Meme of Life has been furthered by the following (not including Patrick and Rae who knew that they were immune and yet taunted the others evilly).
- Nathan (Who is the most eager self-infector ever)
- Matt Navarre (Who, apparently, can’t play piano, can’t speak a foreign language, and can’t drink gin. Apparently, the purpose of this meme is to goad me into mocking people--but I’m doing my best to resist the urge)
- Andy
- Patrick (Who, if he still blogged somewhere, would probably take part in the craziness)
- Rae (
Who declares her own immunity, but couldn’t stop herself from commenting in a blatant breach of blogging etiquetteWho plays because peer pressure is a cruel, cruel thing) - Craig
- Dorkafork (Who, I have to admit, gets the Funniest Voluntary Response to a Meme of All Time award for this one. Puts my list to shame.)
I expect the other infectibles to catch up with their civic blogging duties here in the next few days. Otherwise they will be shunned and mocked with all of the power of my mocking. And shunning.
Notes: Jed doesn’t count since he was the original carrier. David J doesn’t count because he’s, you know, me.
Update: Extra-Meme-ification from Shannon. Who can’t do cartwheels. Wuss.

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You lazy shirker. Next time just do your duty as an ethical blogger and assign the stupid meme to seven people. As it is, you missed out on a great comment from me because I didn’t want to tag myself.
You could comment now that it’s safe, you know.
Are these guys new bloggers? (Then again, I’ve been out of the loop, somewhat, for awhile...)
Well, Aakash, I could be considered “new” because I have only been blogging for 2.5 years.
I could comment now, but I think you deserve to be punished for your cheating, so no funny from me.
Also, I forgot what I was going to say.
Cheating? I guess.
Honestly, I didn’t think that anyone would comment on that post at all. I thought everyone had the same fear of memes that afflicts my poor mind.
Well, I don’t want to be the only one not doing the damn meme. So I guess I’ll have to. Though I promise you, I’m not that interesting.
Yeah. You can probably snap with both hands.
Or just snap
I played. Just for you, David J.
Well, I don’t want to be the only one not doing the damn meme.
Nooooooo!!! Then you’ll leave me as the only one not doing the meme.
Nuts. Guess I’ll just have to live with it.
There. I did it. With one hand while nursing a baby. It took me an hour. I hope you’re happy.
No drugs for you!
So what, I can’t do cartwheels. I can snap. My FIVE YEAR OLD can snap.
That cut me. That cut me deep.
Man, if I had some drugs I’d use them to ease the pain. And then I’d try to do a cartwheel, which would probably cause some serious damage to my little apartment.
It’d be funny, though.
Shannon, honey, isn’t amazing what a woman can do while nursing?
Wait, David, can you snap, do a cartwheel and nurse?
I am seriously deficient in the nursing category.
Which is for the best, really.
(As much as I don’t agree with typed laughter, I feel it is appropriate here.)
HAHAHAHAHHHHAAAA*snort*HAHAHHAHAHAHA!