Wednesday, April 01, 2009
That Ain’t Kosher: The Strange Pigstravaganza Edition
Bacon n’ boobies. Which, depending on the religious preferences of your co-workers, may not be safe for work. And it certainly isn’t safe for consumption.
Thank you, Jerry, for that incredible dose of wrong for the day.
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Now normally I subscribe to the John Scalzi theory of bacon .... but that is not appetizing.
Still can’t figure out whether that was safe for work, though.
I’ve seen fresher bacon and bigger tits.
Always the class of the joint…
My criticism should not be taken as the final word, but rather, as a challenge to the combined powers of the blogosphere.
I thought it was pretty definitive, Robert.
Myself, I find that pretty resistible.
To be irresistible, it would have to be cooked bacon, which is simply not flexible enough for everyday use. Bacon has to be cooked to crispy/near-char to be yumtastic, IMHO.
I think they should have used beef ropes. There are some Slim-Jim style beef sticks that come by the yard, and probably would have worked as good as raw bacon.
It would be a nice, non-nausea-inducing variation on those fabled Edible Undies, actually.
Step into a Slim-Jim!