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Wednesday, April 01, 2009

That Ain’t Kosher: The Strange Pigstravaganza Edition

Bacon n’ boobies. Which, depending on the religious preferences of your co-workers, may not be safe for work. And it certainly isn’t safe for consumption.

Thank you, Jerry, for that incredible dose of wrong for the day.

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Now normally I subscribe to the John Scalzi theory of bacon .... but that is not appetizing.

on Apr 01 2009 @ 05:55 PM

Still can’t figure out whether that was safe for work, though.

on Apr 01 2009 @ 06:04 PM

I’ve seen fresher bacon and bigger tits.

on Apr 01 2009 @ 07:38 PM

Always the class of the joint…

on Apr 01 2009 @ 07:40 PM

My criticism should not be taken as the final word, but rather, as a challenge to the combined powers of the blogosphere.

on Apr 01 2009 @ 10:00 PM

I thought it was pretty definitive, Robert.

on Apr 02 2009 @ 09:52 AM

Myself, I find that pretty resistible.

To be irresistible, it would have to be cooked bacon, which is simply not flexible enough for everyday use.  Bacon has to be cooked to crispy/near-char to be yumtastic, IMHO.

I think they should have used beef ropes.  There are some Slim-Jim style beef sticks that come by the yard, and probably would have worked as good as raw bacon.

It would be a nice, non-nausea-inducing variation on those fabled Edible Undies, actually.

on Apr 02 2009 @ 05:52 PM

Step into a Slim-Jim!

on Apr 03 2009 @ 05:56 AM
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