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Friday, June 10, 2005

Stop Doing That! (The Terribly Juvenile Edition)

Because masturbation only takes away from the livelihood of hard working whores.

(Heheh. I said “hard.")

Tip of the hat to K-Lo.

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Maybe if they didn’t look 50 by age 25…

on Jun 12 2005 @ 07:18 PM

I think blogging should be banned. You’re stealing bread off some hard working journalist’s table as we speak.

on Jun 13 2005 @ 08:08 AM

Hey, I should’ve thought of that!

Nice.

on Jun 13 2005 @ 08:32 AM

Yeah, hookers who care about their looks ought to go into journalism instead.

Though I’ve heard that Helen Thomas is really only 35.

on Jun 13 2005 @ 08:34 AM

Another take on this: Does this make masturbation interstate commerce?

I think it does!

on Jun 13 2005 @ 08:34 AM

re: Helen Thomas.

I’m pretty sure that McGehee didn’t mean that in the nicest possible way…

re: Commerce

Oh, great, now they’ll start taxing masturbation. I’ll be ruined.

Heheh.

on Jun 13 2005 @ 08:37 AM
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