And you decided to share because you wanted me to think ouch, holy freakin ouch?
It worked

I learned--way back in my drug days--that sharing is caring, my friend.

And I want you all to know that I care.

Let me find a way to get you to not care.

At least not that much.

Best line from a new story ever:

Prison officials said the incident was “extremely serious”.

You don’t say…

I learned--way back in my drug days--that sharing is caring, my friend.

You got it all wrong. It’s “Staring is caring.”

Man, I always get that wrong.

How do you get sentenced to 18 months for a knife?

I wondered about that, too. It doesn’t really make any sense, does it?