Tuesday, April 20, 2010
So, Yeah, That’s Probably My Fault, Too…
I’m pretty sure I screwed the curve for everyone.
When it comes to buyers of Apple Inc. products, like the new iPad, the iPhone, the iPod and Mac computers, the Denver area ranks seventh among U.S. markets in terms of its percentage of Apple fans.
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When you are done defleaing, you could check out this topical link regarding iPhones ...
or not.
So ...
Apple products are dogs? Or fleas? Or is there an app that emits a high-pitched tone that repels fleas?
All just coincidental, I’m sure, but the mailman who delivers where I work demonstrated a fart app on his phone today. What made it so very special was we had a customer in our showroom. And, I just finished reading a thread at Fark.com that was about screwing curves too.
Anyways, ZB, I’m happy to join you in that effort. I too have not purchased an iPad.
My understanding, in fact, is that you wake up every morning with Steve Jobs’ junk in your mouth.
"… in terms of its percentage of Apple fans.”
Yet again we are failed by the vaunted legions of editors supposedly constituting the competitive advantage of hard-copy periodicals. In their absence, let me suggest:
“… in terms of its percentage of gibbering Apple fanboyz.”
Yup. Much better.
You really should all (okay, not the spammer--I missed that one in my earlier spam sweep) learn to welcome your new Apple overlords.
Learn to love the Apple, damn you!
I eat an apple almost every day.
But not Fiona Apple.
No comment. Which is for the best.
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