Thursday, October 06, 2005
Real Snippets of Conversations
"When I was a kid, my mother always told me that wearing heals makes your butt stick out. So, whenever I wear heals now, I worry about my butt.”
“What you’re saying is: do these heals make my butt look big?”
- Much giggling. -
Update: Andy wants to be heeled.
Heheh.
Update: Apparently Patrick, subbing for Andy, has some interesting conversations, too.
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Wow, they misspelled “heels” in a conversation? Neat!
I am not an ass! Shut up!
The misspelling shall stay.
So sayeth Zombyboy, Defender of the Ape King.
Pretty regal, huh?
If Andy is heeled, you may want to refrain from teasing him.
They say an armed society is a polite society, and there’s a reason.
Oh, yeah, this only gets better…
Interesting, when I wear heels, I am purposing to give that WASP-y arse of mine a bit more curve.
I didn’t realize that it did that until I was told so, but not by my mother.
Heh.
Question: Do these pants make me look fat?
Answer: No. Your fat makes you look fat.