If I (R - CO) were to guess, I would think that New York Governor Eliot Spitzer (D - NY) is a two or three star man, tops. I just can’t see him springing for the seven star stuff--that’s way out of his league. But then, I doubt he had the guts to go all out and slum with the one star girls.

Just sayin’.

Update: Allah is keeping a close eye on the ins and outs of this one. So to speak.

For the record, though, no Spitzer Specials for me, thanks.

Update to the Update: If this is correct, then it would appear that I was right: Eliot “Client-9” Spitzer wasn’t paying for the seven star talent. Which either means he’s foolishly cheap or more economically conservative than I had previously imagined. 

uring the call, LEWIS told Client-9 that the balance was around ,"2611 (believed to be a reference to $2,600), but she would give him an exact number later. LEWIS asked if when “Kristen” went to pick up the key she would have to give a name or would she be able to say that she was one of Client-9’s guests for whom he left an envelope. ~EW1~’and Client-9 discussed how to arrange for “Kristen” to get the key to her hotel room. LEWIS said that she would prefer if “Kristen” did not have to give a name. Client-9 said that he was trying to ‘think this through.” Client-9 repeated that his balance was ‘2600,”

Links, information, and funny stuff here. Am I the only one who is surprised that he hasn’t already tendered his resignation?

Last Update. Probably. Maybe Spitzer should get together with Sheri Sims and, you know, go bowling or something. I mean, assuming he’s still planning on attending the Democratic National Convention.