Oh, nice. You just turned every female reader of your site into a lesbian.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Oh, for the love of all things holy. Dear Lord! They’re worse than that Peter Pan guy. Glurgh!

They are not going to sing a song about having sex with a unicorn are they?

Just don’t ever make fun of these guys’ outfits.  The guy in the middle will kill you.

Teh horrors! Teh eyes! Teh melting!

Now if you will excuse me, I need to go take an SOS pad to my corneas.

I dunno, dorkafork—I think the guy in the back, with the chin made out of a meat cleaver, is much scarier looking.