They can’t possibly be as good as Kroger’s store-brand jelly beans. And those are almost at the bottom end of world jelly bean quality. (Frankly, they’re probably the Milli Vanilli of the snack food world.)
When you’re not as good as Milli Vanilli, I think you’re unlikely to be, you know, good.
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You are correct. I wasn’t wondering. At all. But thanks anyway!
I like to have realistic expectations of my posts.
I was pretty sure that this one would grow up to disappoint me.
Heheh.
They can’t possibly be as good as Kroger’s store-brand jelly beans. And those are almost at the bottom end of world jelly bean quality. (Frankly, they’re probably the Milli Vanilli of the snack food world.)
When you’re not as good as Milli Vanilli, I think you’re unlikely to be, you know, good.
Just sayin’.
Freakin’ awesome!
Oh, yeah.
And who do you think you are, Tony McAuliffe?
(I trust that exercise in historical trivia doesn’t need a link here.)
Nuts!
If you were demanding my surrender, I would happily employ that old chestnut.