My very good friend Nathan has seen through my secret plan. Earlier this evening, he sent me an email asking a simple question: “Are you behind this, too?”

What was he referring to?

A man visiting his mother’s grave at a Chicago cemetery said he found deplorable conditions.

“I run up on stuff like these here—coffins pushed up to the side, all open, foul odors coming out,” said Sidney Clark. “I’m seeing coffins open, I’m seeing a lot of dirt that has been moved—the coffins are not even 3 feet in the ground.”

The Zomby army is rising.

Just thought you should know.

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