So, you want to know about Shannon Sharpe’s career stats? Well, okay, you probably don’t, but someone did.

Well, check it out. All the stats that you could want--including the two Lost in Baltimore seasons, his not-so-spectacular three rushing attempts, and 815 catches over a fourteen year career. Not only was Sharpe one of the funniest, trash-talkinest, and freakin’ cut players to ever play for the Broncos, he was also one of the best damned tight ends in the history of the game. The Broncos--hell, any team--could use a player of his tremendous skills right now.

And, dude, check out those arms.