Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Misplaced Praise, Seventh in a Series of 562
Way to go, Heidi Montag! Your new plasticky boobs and surgically enhanced everything make you so much prettier than before. The world is a much better place with yet another gigantic, fake-breasted blonde who, apparently, was so desperate to look like a prostitute or porn star that she underwent 10 surgical procedures to achieve the goal.
Which is nice since men will certainly take you more seriously as you pursue your career. Even better, you’ll set a great example for young women everywhere who should know that their sense of self-worth should stem from their achievements and their minds instead of from their surgically sculpted asses. Unless it says the exact opposite.
Which, I suppose, is my way of saying: Heidi Montag used to be a beautiful woman. Now she’s a hideously distorted version of what a real, live woman should look like.
Sad.
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Gack! She’s totally misproportioned now. Reminds me of a photo essay I saw a few years ago showing Pamela Anderson “then and now” with respect to her plastic surgery. She started as a really attractive All-American girl-next-door type. <em>Much prettier than she is now.
Bigger is not necessarily better.
TW: provided42. Because some people aren’t satisfied with a natural36.
Sad that some people aren’t satisfied, isn’t it?
And, yes, I feel exactly the same way.
"She’s totally misproportioned now.”
Oh reeeeealy?
I know quite a few naturally “Misproportioned” women who get comments like this all the time. Should they get reductions so they can be the same proportions as everyone else? Or are you saying that big boobs are only ok if they’re natural instead of fake?
Can’t speak for Wheels, but it’s not just about big boobs. It’s about fake boobs--plastic looking, skin-stretching, abnormal, and overly sculpted. Can you look at the pictures and tell me that she is prettier “after” than “before”? What she was born with was beautiful; what she had created looks like an adolescent fantasy version of feminine beauty. Yeah, to me it’s very sad that she would feel the need to turn herself into that rather than finding value in who she is as a whole person. It’s not an improvement.
And the majority of large-breasted women that I’ve known are proportional in their build. She’s most certainly not.
Horse whipping and tar and feathers for plastic surgeons. That’s my political platform.
Man, time to get a question based Captia.
And she spent her entire live finding value in who she was. Now she wants to be the girl with the big fake boobs.
Spammers make me cranky. I should update the CMS an then, yes, install some kind of captcha system.
My opinion is that the surgery made her look like two marshmallows and a pencil, and I don’t consider it attractive. I understand that others have different opinions on the matter. I would never tell any woman to get breast enhancements, or breast reductions. She’s entitled to look how she wants. I’m entitled to my reaction to her looks. Maybe it’s because I first started noticing girls in the 60s, at the height of the “natural look” meme (which followed the “beehive hairdo” age), and before the explosion in average body size.
It’s not just a matter of looks, though ... it’s a matter of health. Size is not the only characteristic of large breasts, just the most noticeable to others. There’s also the weight component. I am aware of someone who arranged for his daughter to get breast reduction surgery (at her request). His comment was that when you do a web search for “D cup,” you get lots of porn links in the results; when you do a search for “F cup,” you get a lot of custom bra shops.