Thursday, July 28, 2005
Matt’s Gonna Be Famous
Hey, Matt, check it out: you’ve been honored for your brilliance.
In other news, apparently Mr. Answer (me) doesn’t actually know it all. And when a search result came in looking for the, ahem, enormity of Mark Lanegan’s more private bits, Mr. Answer realized that he didn’t actually want to know it all.
I’m afraid that this question will go unanswered.
So, from now on, it will be Mr. Answer Knows Quite a Bit but Not Quite Everything, Thank God.
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Well, whattaya know. 441 comments and one of them was funny.
Just goes to prove: ((1000 x Monkey) + (1000 x Typewriter)) x 1000 Years = 1 Shakespearean sonnet.
Aw, Matt. Others of them might have been funny, but that one was the funny comment of the week!
Although “sonnet” might be overstating it a bit.
Heheh.
Correction to my formula then: (1000M + 1000T) x 1 week = “Wherefore art thou?”
Anyway, thanks for the recognition. Now if I could only put all my brilliance on my own blog. Where it’d be read by an even smaller audience.
(Yes, I thought sonnet was also a bit much. But they’re shorter than the plays, and after all, I’m only one monkey with one keyboard. One magnitude of me greater could accomplish awesome things! Once your sort those things from the dross.)
"One magnitude of me greater could accomplish awesome things!”
See, that might be my favorite Matt comment of the week.
Sheesh! Was that sentence translated from a southeast Asian language?
All your base are belong to us.
“One magnitude of me greater could accomplish awesome things!”
Sounds like Yoda channeling Tony Robbins.
Now...what would the Tim Robbins version be?
“One magnitude of visualising world peace greater could accomplish awesome things in stopping Bush” ?