Thursday, March 10, 2005
How to carry a man-purse without looking gay
Because, for some reason, nothing in the world makes a man look more manly than…
Ehterhouse has the details (via Spoons).
If you’re feeling just a little testosterone depleted right now, then check out the manliness of TR:
Conservatives keep their admiration under wraps because they fear the reaction of women should they celebrate his manliness.
Personally, I like women who want to see my manliness. But, that’s just me.
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Uhmm, not that I go around everywhere showing off my manliness.
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I have no respect for men who hold women’s purses for them. I can’t explain it. They just look completely whipped to me.
So, Remy, I know you don’t go “everywhere,” but where are the places you do go to show off your manliness?
Just curious.
As I’ve said elsewhere, ”Man-purse! I won’t even wear a fanny pack!”
Besides, there are all kinds of alternatives for when a man’s pockets won’t accommodate some extra bit of personal necessity. There’s the truck toolbox, the glove compartment, and—cleverest of all—the wife’s purse.
“Honey, my pockets are stuffed. Can you put this wrench, and this Bowie knife in there for safekeeping? Just until I need them again? Great. And hey, how about this half a deer carcass? Thanks!”
Hey Rightwingsparkle,
Haven’t you ever had one of those dreams? You know, where you’re walking around ... uhm, you know, and ... uh… . Well, at times like those a man-purse or fanny pack really comes in handy.
OTH, I could come to Texas ... [Slaps myself silly]… what was I saying?
It probably helps if you’re wearing a man-skirt too.
Well Jed, I guess there are some things I’m just not mane enough to do.