Most of the really good superstar meltdowns involve these three key ingredients:

1. Mind and mood altering drugs
2. Narcissistic statements involving some variation of: “I’m a celebrity so I can get away with anything.”
3. Homophobic, racist, or anti-Semitic statements requiring much groveling after the fact

Lohan only managed two out of three according to this TMZ story, which is nice since too much public groveling really gets on my nerves. Sad for her, though, that her public meltdown won’t reach the same heights as--for example--Mel Gibson’s. Mel not only managed all three of the requisites, but he tossed in a gratuitous “sugar tits” and managed a charmingly sleazy mug shot (leaving Nick Nolte just a touch jealous).

Even though Lohan’s arrest comes up pretty short of the Gibsonian standard that only few will ever reach, the linked story does show that this little girl is seriously unhinged and way too pleased with herself.