Tuesday, March 09, 2010
Lindsay Lohan: I’m Not a Milkaholic!
The funniest news of the morning comes to us from AdFreak:
This is awesome. The New York Post reports that Lindsay Lohan is suing E*Trade for $100 million, claiming that the boyfriend-stealing “milkaholic” named Lindsay in the company’s Super Bowl commercial...from Grey Advertising was clearly modeled after her. “Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E*Trade is using that knowledge to profit,” Lohan’s lawyer says. “They’re using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn’t they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody’s talking about it and saying it’s Lindsay Lohan.”
I had been wondering where the insane little starlet had gone; it’s good to know that she hasn’t lost all her crazy.
(Okay, no, I wasn’t really wondering where the insane little starlet had gone. It just fit the flow of the narrative.)