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Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Lindsay Lohan: I’m Not a Milkaholic!

The funniest news of the morning comes to us from AdFreak:

This is awesome. The New York Post reports that Lindsay Lohan is suing E*Trade for $100 million, claiming that the boyfriend-stealing “milkaholic” named Lindsay in the company’s Super Bowl commercial...from Grey Advertising was clearly modeled after her. “Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E*Trade is using that knowledge to profit,” Lohan’s lawyer says. “They’re using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn’t they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody’s talking about it and saying it’s Lindsay Lohan.”

I had been wondering where the insane little starlet had gone; it’s good to know that she hasn’t lost all her crazy.

(Okay, no, I wasn’t really wondering where the insane little starlet had gone. It just fit the flow of the narrative.)

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The thing that really cracks me up about this is that I never would have associated the ad with her until she got all bent out of shape.  That’s probably the whole point.  She just needs the attention.

on Mar 11 2010 @ 06:49 AM

I had that same thought. It’s either that or her ego is so big that she assumes that when anyone talks about any Lindsay around the world (especially one who drinks too much and has bad taste in men) is talking about her.

I guess it’s a big win for her that I’ll think of her ever time I see that ad now.

Any takers on her ending up like Corey Haim some day? Because I thought of her when I saw that, too.

on Mar 11 2010 @ 07:33 AM

"You’re so vain ... you prob’ly think this commercial’s about you.”

And what’s the over/under on “some day”?  I might have to get some money down on that one.

on Mar 11 2010 @ 03:54 PM
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