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Friday, August 08, 2008

John Edwards Delivers Powerful Message: My Penis Strayed, but My Sperm (and My Love) Stayed Home

I’m sure Elizabeth Edwards will be happy to know that John Edwards isn’t the father of Rielle Hunter’s daughter, Frances Quinn, and that he didn’t love Hunter. Which makes the infidelity all okay, right.

In an interview for broadcast tonight on Nightline, Edwards told ABC News correspondent Bob Woodruff he did have an affair with 44-year old Rielle Hunter, but said that he did not love her.

Edwards also denied he was the father of Hunter’s baby girl, Frances Quinn, although the one-time Democratic Presidential candidate said he has not taken a paternity test.

Edwards said he knew he was not the father based on timing of the baby’s birth on February 27, 2008. He said his affair ended too soon for him to have been the father.

Apparently, he was just using her for her hair care products. And her vagina.

Read the rest of the pitiful story of John Edwards’ wayward penis.

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My husband uses me for my hair care products.

And my vagina.

But mostly my pomade.

on Aug 08 2008 @ 01:16 PM

I’m glad someone is willing to play along with my bad sense of humor.

on Aug 08 2008 @ 02:12 PM

You buy us booze. We’ll put up with a lot for a guy who buys us booze.

on Aug 09 2008 @ 06:46 AM

Best title of a blog post ever.

on Aug 09 2008 @ 05:43 PM

Thank you, thank you, thankyouverymuch.

on Aug 09 2008 @ 07:17 PM

Edwards’ lies are unraveling quickly, as we learn that Edwards’ campaign funds to the tune of nearly $400K went to the person who has been paying off Hunter and Young.

on Aug 10 2008 @ 11:50 AM

Man, if that’s true then the story is bigger than I had thought. I was all for letting it die quietly, but that would be worth more conversation.

on Aug 11 2008 @ 08:22 AM
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