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Friday, December 08, 2006

Holy Mother of Odd Run-On Drudge News Flashes

Were the headlines placed together for convenience? Relative importance? To elicit puppy-like cocked-head responses from the masses that saw the words flowing together, but couldn’t quite find the logical join?

Whatever the reason, this caught my eye:

FLASH: Wesley Snipes Said to Surrender in Florida... Bill Clinton Supports Dialogue With Iran...

For what it’s worth, I support the relative importance theory. Make of that what you will.

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