In answer to the original question, when I start to consider what I could do with a bevy of women in Leia slave-girl costumes, I never quite get far enough down the list to think of a Charity Car Wash.
To put it another way: Buy your wife a Leia slave girl costume. Is the best thing you can think to do after that is have her wash the car?
If the answer is yes, it might be time to stop playing around with your lightsaber so much.
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Princess Leia Charity Car Wash would be a great band name.
Sadly, God cursed me with a monumental lack of musical talent.
Sad not only for me, but for the world.
Especially since you already have the Smiths’ pensive look down so well.
I hope that has become a RMBB staple. If not, then I count myself among those fortunate enough to see that moment of performance art.
You are highly fortunate, my friend. That was never again repeated.
In answer to the original question, when I start to consider what I could do with a bevy of women in Leia slave-girl costumes, I never quite get far enough down the list to think of a Charity Car Wash.
To put it another way: Buy your wife a Leia slave girl costume. Is the best thing you can think to do after that is have her wash the car?
If the answer is yes, it might be time to stop playing around with your lightsaber so much.
Especially since you already have the Smiths’ pensive look down so well.
I just pictured you with 80s emo hair. You’re lucky I’m feeling lazy with Photoshop, else you might end up like this.
I would make that hair look good.
Of course, I’d prefer a Billy Idol spiky ‘do. In case you were wondering.