Sunday, June 12, 2005
Hey, Baby, What’s Your Sign?
If I am ever homeless--if I ever find myself begging sadly by the side of one of Denver’s higher traffic, tree-lined streets--I’ve decided I know what my sign should say.
Change is good.
Heheh. People like the puns of the homeless.
And in entirely other news, the Malibu wealthy are assholes. Or, maybe that really isn’t news to most people.
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People like the puns of the homeless.
They do?
The only sign I ever saw that got a good reaction said, “Why lie? I need a beer.”
Okay, so I might have been wrong about that part, but it would still be a kickin’ sign.
Mine would say:
“Fear change? Leave yours here.”
Heh. Maybe we could work opposite corners. Waaaiiiitaminit. That didn’t sound right.
Ooo, except for the whole “Zombyboy as a Lady of the Night” bit, I really like the way you think.