Friday, April 01, 2005
Give me a break
A FAMILY ate 20,000 Kit Kat bars in two months — to win holidays and goods worth £12,000.
Pat and Carol McGovern, 49, cashed in on an online auction run by makers Rowntree.
They spent £3,000 buying 54,000 bars on a two-for-one offer so they could use points on the wrappers to bid in the auction.
I bet they end up sueing for clogged arteries, obesity, and tooth decay (strike the tooth decay, they are British after all). Where’s Johnny Cochran when you need him?

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I think Johnnie was arguing the Schiavo case in Infernal Court: “If the patient’s brain-dead, free up this bed!”
Heh.