Thursday, March 10, 2005
Fortune Cookie Wisdom VII
Along with today’s luncheon meal of Sesame Chicken, vegetable egg roll, and rice.
Good food brings good health and longevity.
Lucky numbers: 4, 8, 10, 13, 41, 42
Jeez. It’s like they’re trying to convince me to give up Sesame Chicken. Because while it’s good, it sure as hell isn’t the kind of good that brings long health and longevity.
Just sayin’.

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I liked them better when they said things like “You’ll meet a buxom blonde, don’t slobber all over yourself when you do.” PC has destroyed everything.