My own reality show. Evil Apprentice: Win a chance to the the Number One henchman to an Evil Genius. “You’re fired?” I think not. More like, “You’re pirana chow.”
Still need a Brilliant Evil Plan for World Domination.
Lifetime supply of Ben & Jerry’s Mint Chocolate Cookie would be nice, too.
Could the Evil Ruler of the World engineer a Screaming Trees reunion tour? I’m thinking so.
Evil Plan, Evil Plan, Evil Plan...Where’s My Frickin’ Evil Plan?
Literalist Do-Gooder: “They’re trees! And they’re screaming!” [head explodes] ...Yeah, I could see that being evil.
As for an evil plan, you could, y’know, force-feed a bootleg of War of the Worlds to every computer on earth, until the world’s governments give you one trillion dollars!
And of course, once the check clears, do it again.
I was going to say that if you caused Kajagoogoo to reunite and tour that would be evil. But (according to their website) they’ve already reformed and are planning to tour! So that oh-so-evil plan is already taken.
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Harem’s number 2?
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Hey, I have to have a place to put the harem. Where else but the Evil Genius Hidden Island Military Base?
The Evil Genius Stealth Space Station?
Now that’s the kind of help I need.
I’m betting you’d do well on Evil Apprentice.
Until he didn’t do well. Then, pirahna chow.
Would a Screaming Trees reunion really be evil? Maybe if you required attendance.
Literalist Do-Gooder: “They’re trees! And they’re screaming!” [head explodes] ...Yeah, I could see that being evil.
As for an evil plan, you could, y’know, force-feed a bootleg of War of the Worlds to every computer on earth, until the world’s governments give you one trillion dollars!
And of course, once the check clears, do it again.
I was going to say that if you caused Kajagoogoo to reunite and tour that would be evil. But (according to their website) they’ve already reformed and are planning to tour! So that oh-so-evil plan is already taken.
Sorry.
Man, you would’ve thought that they were too shy to tour again.
Get it? Too shy?
Yeah, okay. Never mind.
Oh My God. You are evil.
The jury’s still out on the genius part.
I think Evil Idiot Savant is really the best that I can hope for…