Hey, if it works for that other guy than “Indeed”.

F’ing awesome.  Glad to be part of it.  Kinda sad I only got a huh, though.

It was a very wistful “huh.” As in, I just met this person; it usually takes a few years until I chase them off to other countries.

Wow.  So many completely inappropriate things I could say here.  Anyway, we’ll be back for the baby’s birthday in October, and I fully expect a RMBB upon my return.

C, eh...that’s funny!~

We’re all about the inappropriate around here.

So, a Mini Bash just for you. Remember to send me reminders; hopefully it’s when I’m actually in town. Otherwise the party will have to do with far fewer shots.

Public Service Announcement: Dr. Pepper’s new Berries & Cream flavor was approved by an entire focus group filled with people who hate Dr. Pepper and want the company to fail. No. Seriously, dude.

Of course you realize, an announcement like that will cause a spike in sales.

If Dr. Pepper calls and asks you to dis the next new flavor they come out with, I get a commission on whatever they pay you. Agreed?

That’s the Power of ResurrectionSong, pal.

If I get paid enough, I’ll make sure you get a lifetime supply of Dr. Pepper Berries & Cream flavored gummy bears.

Not JUST for me.  I just thought it might be a good excuse.  That’s all.  Geez, not I fell vain!

Maybe I won’t be so sick this time and actually be able to do shots with you.  I can drink lots and lots of shots.  I can also do lots and lots of very lude things when I’m drunk, but we’ll cover that in October.

Not I fell vain.

Awesome.

I was shooting for now I feel vain.  I’m actually quite literate.

You probably think this song is about you ...

And oh—Heh.

Dr. Pepper Berries & Cream flavored gummy bears.

Cool. Those ought to make great ammo for the squirrel gun.