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Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Damned, Evil Jellyfish

Hordes of undead jellyfish are terrorizing the Northern Irish salmon industry.

A jellyfish invasion has wiped out Northern Ireland’s only salmon farm, killing more than 100,000 fish.

A Northern Salmon spokesman said last week’s attack could cost more than £1m.

Billions of small jellyfish, known as Mauve Stingers, flooded into the cages about a mile into the Irish Sea, off Glenarm Bay and Cushendun.

I might have made up the “undead” part. The Mauve Stingers are actually a sort of Gay Mafia jellyfish gang, but that doesn’t work as well with the whole “Damned, Evil” thing.

Sorry for any confusion.

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You know… I could go into a long-winded commentary on how the world’s dwindling shark population will make occurences like this more frequent, but, wait, I just did.

Happy Thanksgiving, bud.

on Nov 21 2007 @ 01:53 PM

And a Happy Thanksgiving to you, too!

Now, watch out for jellyfish.

on Nov 21 2007 @ 02:00 PM
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