You do it in the form of bunnies...and in 30 seconds.  That seems to work.

I love the bunnies.

I so forgot to watch it.  Damn AI for being over!

See? If I had said any of the things I wanted to say, it would have ruined the show for you--and, trust me, you want to see it.

All hail DVR! I’ll be watching it tonight!

He’s right.

Too bad I’ll have to wait until September to see it now.  Unless Jerry will let me use him for his DVR, you have permission to spoil away....

I’d let you use me for my DVR (I’ve been used for worse, I’m sure) except that I’m in Ohio. No so convenient. Then there’s the whole wife thing. It’s not that I don’t want to be helpful, you know. I’m just pretty useless. Ask Dave - he’ll tell you!

Totally useless. It’s true. Unless it’s important, of course.

When it’s important, there isn’t anyone else I’d rather have around.